I don't really get excited about birthdays and have decided not to have anymore myself, but I don't want anyone to feel neglected. Also I'm lazy, so I'm hoping that if I say all my happy birthdays at once, I can be done and no one can say I forgot them. Except for the people I forget. Anyway, here goes....
Happy Birthday Lynne. Thanks for all the times you've played chauffeur and also for winning the stuffed orange monkey at the fair this weekend that I will give to Oran and claim that I won myself. Have fun in Vegas.
Happy Birthday Timmy. Thanks to you I will never think of IT Guys in quite the same way.
Happy Birthday Rob, even though you keep giving me more work than I know what to do with.
Happy Birthday Olivia. Thanks to you (and Finn) I don't get so lonely in my office.
Happy Birthday Ronan. Thank you for not making fun of Team Tragic every chance you get.
Happy Birthday Tamara. Portfinn would not run without you.
Happy Birthday Greg. You're probably the best bratty kid brother a girl could have, although between you and Charlie it's close. If I haven't told you lately, I'm very proud of you.
Happy Birthday Leslie. I miss you! I want to see pictures of those gorgeous babies of yours.
Happy Birthday Liane. And welcome to ACA.
And last but not least, to my "borderline" Virgo boyfriend, Happy Birthday Babe. You're amazing and I love you. And no, your present is not a boat, a motorcycle, or an iPhone. You'll just have to wait and see.
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Here is a little background on Virgos for the non-Virgos in the world who'd like to understand us a little better.
Virgos are intelligent, reliable, and diligent, although some prefer to call us obsessive, critical worry-warts. Lots of Virgos that are guys are not that happy that their sign is a girl so they lie and say they're Leos. I prefer to think of the man Virgos as Mangos.
LIKES - Books, details, and telling people that their sign is a pretty girl. Except for the Mangos, who tell people that their sign is a bulldog or piranha or something tough like that.
DISLIKES - Messes, pushy people, and dry frizzy hair with no bounce, vitality, or sparkling sheen. Also war.
MOTTO - Make the stupid people shut up.
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That's all for now. I'm off to bed for some much needed sleep. I hope you're all doing well.
Love, Kim
1 comment:
Even though Leos are the best of all the signs, I will also wish a very happy birthday to each eand every Virgo out there. Too bad you weren't born a few weeks earlier!!!
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